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I already have a costume for this year: I’m going as a dwarven ninja.
It’s an ode to my past (and extreme geekism, holy crap) - in rpg games (mostly Stick in the Mud - a text-based multiplayer rpg that I first logged into about 12 years ago Stick in the MUD Official Site) I’m almost always a dwarven (race) ninja (class, when available). Thought halloween would be a good opportunity to bring fantasy to reality. Plus it’s easy: Big beard, lots of black clothing, and some death yells.
But I came up with a much more clever costume  and I’m writing it up here so I can remember for next year: Napolean Complex. Get a Napolean costume and stick a complex molecule on your chest. Maybe this:

As a bonus: I’m 5′8 and French (descent)!